Alistair's Wonderland !

Entry #9 : (VACATION LOG 1) Metal Coffins


15th December, 2025

I am writing from a plane! Wahoo! We are about to fly by Reykjavik right now. I am watching "The Long Walk" right now. Well, before I decided to pause it and start writing this haha!

I'm feeling pretty good right now, considering that I've been stuck in this metal coffin for the past like... 7 hours maybe? I don't know. I slept like 3 hours, ate for 2 and uhh idk looked around for 2 more. I don't feel like doing much of anything, which is kind of unusual for me since I tend to be all over the movies and stuff. This airline doesn't seem to have a good selection! I checked the music options and the most interesting thing they had was "The Cure". I don't have anything against The Cure but like, come on! When I flew Emirates a few years back they even had BABYMETAL!

I guess I shouldn't piss on 'em too much though because in the end the job of an airline is to make sure you get from point A to point B without any hitches

This whole trip has been full of hitches so far. I have my own basket of woes to share with you, dear reader! Let us begin: First of all, I sprained my ankle for the THIRD time this year at the dang airport!! I managed to get myself an ankle brace but oh man am I bummed out. There's supposed to be a lotta walking this trip, and here I am with a sprain... I suppose I might have to look into getting a cane for myself if the pain gets worse

I also had the worst diarrhea earlier. I was literally CRYING in the toilet for 5 hours straight. Freakin' traveller's food... I guess it was my fault too for over-eating. I used a toothbrush to help me throw up and that got rid of the nausea. My mom got me some ORS to drink while we waited to board, and I slept in the boarding lounge so that helped a bunch. I think I would've died if I had to endure all this before our long haul (this one)!

Another thing is, I am on my period. Yes... It sucks to have periods as a boy. Just free me already!!! It's not so bad though, but paired with the diarrhea it's just another burden on me

Until the next update, folks. Hasta la pasta!